Monday, March 27, 2017

The Great Democrat Hope is really kinda hopeless

Stupidest Tweet of all time? Well, it's definitely up there.

So, I used to think Paul Ryan was a pretty smart guy

I'm beginning to think I was misinformed. Kurt Schlichter opines:
Ryan is still making tactical errors. Instead of saying, “Tomorrow, I am calling together all the stakeholders and we are getting right back to work on fixing this,” it was, “Well, that was sad. Let’s forget about repealing Obamacare for a while and work on tax reform because it’s important to let the media spin us as focusing all our efforts on giving tax cuts to the rich instead of cutting normal people’s premiums.” And you just know Wonky O’Tonedeaf is going to wheel out a tax reform abortion cobbled together in some Cannon Office Building utility closet that screws over Republican voters with cuts to the home mortgage, charity, and state tax deductions because why wouldn’t the GOP be stupid enough to shaft its own voters while still managing to get painted by the media as toadying to the rich?

Sunday, March 26, 2017

Sunday funnies

Hey, who's up for watching some dog racing?

Potemkin villages haven't disappeared; you just need to know where to look for them.

Yeah, chemistry wasn't my best subject, either...

Baltimore police have apparently arrested a time traveler.

Headline of the week (possibly the year): "Man Cooking Up Ramen In A Speedo Accidentally Shoots Himself In The Nuts With 20 Bottle Rockets".


Saturday, March 25, 2017

The Democrats' fifth column

Quite simply, the donks support massive immigration and an easy "path to citizenship" because they're looking for votes. In some cases, the citizenship part seems to be optional.

Adding insult to injury

No sooner do two immigrant thugs (at least one of whom is in the country illegally) sexually assault a 14-year-old girl in a Maryland public school bathroom, than the House of Delegates of the Free State votes to give Maryland sanctuary status.

In other news of cultural suicide, English patriot Katie Hopkins sings the death song of Britain.

T.S.Eliot was right: the world - or at least its Western half - is going to end, not with a bang, but a whimper.

Update: Racism and xenophobia will not be tolerated in Maryland public schools, says the Superintendent of Rockville High. Rape...meh, we'll see.

Friday, March 24, 2017

Happy Feet Friday

Doc Ross, in a fabulous display of multi-tasking.

Thursday, March 23, 2017

"How to Support Women in the Age of Trump"

Alternative blog post title: "What the Hell Are We Going To Do With a Batch of Whiskey Named After This Hapless Loser?"

Pia Carusone and Rachel Gardner, owners of the Republic Restoratives distillery, got the bright idea prior to the recent election to go with the smart money and come out with a whiskey label to honor the first woman president of the United States.


That didn't work out quite as planned. So now, Carusone and Gardner, under the rubric of rallying, reviving and otherwise bucking up the flagging spirits of the proglodyte women's movement, are convening a coven sponsoring a fund-raiser for The Cause, which they hope will help them unload 4,652 bottles of coffin paint labeled "Rodham Rye".
Rodham Rye will launch on March 25 with a “community conversation” at the Ivy City distillery entitled “How to Support Women in the Age of Trump.” After a panel discussion, Republic Restoratives will lead tours and offer samples and cocktails, while female-owned vendors will provide food. Five percent of proceeds from the $79 bottles will go to EMILY’s List, an organization that helps pro-choice Democratic women running for office.
I toyed with the idea of buying a bottle, as a kind of curio, but I decline to put money in the hands of the pro-abortion crowd. Besides, at $79 a bottle, the investment would make a large hole in my monthly budget for Thunderbird.

Commenters are invited to create a winning slogan - Oops! Too late for that! - make that an amusing slogan to help these gals move that booze.

My entry: "Rodham Rye: One glass of this stuff and you won't care who won the election."

Super-big H/T to Mrs. Paco for spotting this story.